A local janitor cleaning a stall in the restroom recently found an extradimensional portal. The school board said, “We are putting a group of PEDOS—Paranormal, Extrodemonsional, Drastic, Operation, System—into all the bathrooms to observe. The PEDOS will watch everything that goes on in the restroom,” even saying, “We watch everything, and I mean everything.” This has caused some concerns about PEDOS watching kids, but the district ensures it is mostly alright.
The portals have not been able to be filmed as the cameras seem not to be working, the same as TikTok, making some students go crazy. The students who have tried have reported they were treated like a student’s Chromebook: abused and beaten.
The students do have some observations about the realms and how they ended up in this realm. “I was going to put a tally on the wall when all of a sudden, a portal grabbed my leg and pulled me in. It was like a really awkward class presentation with all the eyes,” said Mary Jane. “I saw it, it’s coming for all of us,” said Scy Co. “₮ⱧɆɎ ₳ⱤɆ ₵Ø₥ł₦₲, ₴Ø₥Ɇ ₳ⱤɆ ⱧɆⱤɆ” spoke Coo Thulu. The First victim Shein Someshet has responded with this quote.”̂̀́̿ͬ_̟͝Ī̷̙̞t̷̵͎͉ͩ̋ͨ̃̀s͆ a͖̒ͬ͆̀l̂̈́̚r̛͒̉è̵͗a̷̟͕̙ͨ̄ͪ̉̿ͧd͕͉̣̤̈́̄̇ͣ̿ͨ͢y̞͆̇ tͮo̸_̣̠̈́̄͜ l̵̴̘̈́̅ͨ͂͊́͜ā̷̷̡̢͔̥̐̓͘t̫̣̤̘̺̃͗̀ͧ̈e̡̻̖̮͑̈ t̷_̴̇_h̞̖̥̐ͣͫ͘e̮̩ͪ́r͖̤̃e̜ͩ ḯ̵̘̣̞̮́̃̅̇̈́ŝ ņ̴̛͈̔ͤͥͫͮͅͅo̹̬̽̅ͬ̐̚ e̗̓̐s͜caṕ͇̤̲͉̿ͭ̂͊e̴̡̮̭̮͓̩̲͐ͩ̉ r̵̩̜͍̮̃͗ͦͫ̚ų͎̪̝͖̓̇n̠͛ͪ̿͋͜!̱”̶̜̟̃̌̀ͬ .
The Students have been told to ignore all leaking of floods caused by the portal, as two have broken out already in the restrooms.
The Delta School District would like to leave a comment from the school district before it too gets blacked out like certain files. “ FGdf dmfkdmf laskkaslfm mfrnfnrf fnmmfkasm nfjenwfjewnfjf m fmr fkr fmn fnml vmefmv vfk knd d m dvm fm lmgr kj jrn jf kj dv kn” We will continue to update as the PEDOS keep observing your kids.
